Pricey inspector normal, what a day I had yesterday!
From your very spectacular image right here on the interwebs, I collect you should be the Massive Boss, or like they are saying right here in my valley, the ‘chief’ of our esteemed police power.
I’ll simply name you Chief, as a result of all these titles and essential names are so heavy to repeat each time.
Yesterday I needed to go to our native copshop, sure, I wish to name them outlets, as a result of the people who find themselves working there are purported to ship a service to folks like me.
In spite of everything, I’m paying taxes, and that in flip pays their salaries? I used to be so shocked after I walked into our native copshop and all of the folks working there appeared very stressed and sad.
I’m positive it should be as a result of their uniforms appeared two sizes too small.
No one was smiling, no person was greeting anybody, and sure, the customary nostril digging was on full show.
Oh, after which I have to say the officers listed here are champion bubblegum chewers.
Man! They will click on and blow bubbles with that gum! I used to be amazed!
However hey, I’m not complaining, in any case, the woman behind the desk, whereas busy promoting her fragrance to her colleagues and checking her tariffs, ultimately appeared up and recognised my existence in her workplace.
Taking a look at all of the jars of sweets on the market on her desk and the packets of peanuts, I virtually forgot why I used to be there.
This woman ought to grow to be the subsequent sweets normal within the power! I can extremely suggest her to you.
So, after standing round there and feeling like I’ve intruded on her gross sales time, I humbly requested if I might get my receipt again and are available again one other time when she was not so busy.
Man, did I really feel dangerous for disturbing her valuable time.
I’d actually suggest that cops right here at Oranjemund get free time to promote their stuff from their places of work, and perhaps they shouldn’t be bothered with precise police work.
What do you consider that, my pricey Chief?
Whereas on this subject, maybe we should always donate some sleeper couches and comfortable chairs to them so they might get via their tense days, or what?
I virtually forgot, Chief, you must actually see to it that all of them get free Wi-Fi.
Then you definately don’t have to purchase any TVs. They’d all be on their cellphones on a regular basis.
That may actually be nice.
Chief, when you and I are having such a pleasant dialogue, we should always perhaps consider getting them donkey carts and cast off the autos?
They may then lease out the autos and begin free taxi companies throughout city? Wouldn’t that be nice?
I’ll return right this moment and see if they’ve time for me. I simply hope I’m not disturbing them once more right this moment.
We are going to simply should bear this, our lot is Africa, not a spot for the faint-hearted or First-World requirements.
Have an incredible day, Chief, hope you could have a greater day than what I’m having.
Ceaselessly your good friend and humble ex-policeman,
Hugo Hamman
Supply: namibian
